What if 358 Winchester . . .

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Pistolenschutze, May 7, 2009.

  1. . . . went bonkers and had all of his favorite foods . . . in one day????? :eek:

    Beans
    Jalapeños
    Pickled quail eggs
    Potted meat
    SPAM
    Pickled pigs feet
    Baked 'possum
    Tree rat
    SOS
    Grits

    Now, this here is a serious scientific inquiry I'll have you know. Would he survive??? Would the paramedics come in time??? Would Ripley's Believe It or Not sign him to a contract???

    I was just wondering . . . :D;):p
     
  2. USMCSpeedy

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    I would say that he survives. As long as he doesn't slice an artery on a shard of porcalain when the toilet explodes later in the evening.
     

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    He's in Fla., I say they plumb him up to the space shuttle. He'd probably put a good size dent in filling the puppy up. :D



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  4. Tony22-250

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    Hmm i thought bean buritos and tuna fish were a bad combo. if Win ate all that it might be worse than mount St. Helens, The CDC and FEMA will have a crisis on there hands :D:D:D:D:D
     
  5. Actually, I think if Ron had all his favorites in one day, only the Saturn 5 would be powerful enough to lift him into orbit, and we don't have any more of those. On the other hand . . . with all those beans and other "gaseous compounds," he might be self-propelled! :D;) :::::digging hole even deeper. Paybacks are hell::::: ;)
     
  6. artabr

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    You've misunderstood me. I don't want to send him up. I want to use him as a fuel source.
    He's much to valuable as a renewable resource of methane. You gotta remember we need to think green in Obozos world and I would imagine that one wiff would turn you about as green as possible. :eek: :D


    Bunker bound.........



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    hmm using farts as fuel? you may just have solved the worlds energy crisis my friend :D
     
  8. glocknut

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    He would be in great need of a "Butt Transplant" !!!!!! :D

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  9. 358 winchester

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    Eating all of them in the same day isn't a problem for me :D It is only a problem for the folks that I am spending the day with.:eek::p

    Baked 'possum isn't one of my favorites how ever you left the HOG-HEAD CHEESE off the list and that is one that I do dearly love.
    Now as for the rocket fuel side of things I will only say
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    A; the octane level may be to high for rocket fuel
    B; all my gas is guaranteed to turn you green (if you live)
    C; Never tried to bottle it but did once fill a zip lock bag with gas and put it in the refrigerator for my son. To this day he will not open a zip lock bag no matter what he can see in it. :D:D:D
     
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  11. But Ron, if we added head cheese to the list, all of the Florida Panhandle would have to be permanently abandoned, and MOPP gear would have to be issued to everyone in Florida, Alabama, Georgia, and parts of Mississippi and Louisiana!!!! :eek::D;):p
     
  12. glocknut

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    Assuming the panhandle area was still above water afterwards.... :D

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  13. True, Mike. The initial blast and shockwave would likely level Pensacola, and probably Tallahassee and Panama City as well. :D;):p
     
  14. glocknut

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    And the rest of the world clear over to China would probably be complaining about the fallout from it as well... :D:D:D:D

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  15. 358 winchester

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    tonights dinner will be Jalapeño soup with beans and roast pork and some Rotel cornbread to collect the juices :D

    SEE I do eat normal food now and then


    Jalapeño Soup
    is offered here for the adventurous folk, it is a 358 original

    Ingredients
    4 cups cooked rice (or pasta of your choice)
    1/2 pound of cooked smoked sausage diced
    2 or 3 cups of mixed vegetables (I like the frozen GUMBO style)
    4 cubes of Knorr tomato bouillon with chicken flavor
    1 & 1/2 cups of pickled Jalapeño peppers either sliced or diced
    1/4 cup of the pepper sauce
    2 quarts of water.

    Mix all ingredients BUT the rice in a large pot and bring to a boil for ten minutes. Stir to help dissolve the bouillon cubes.
    Add the rice and (stir until it returns to a boil if cold) if rice is warm just stir and serve.
    You may want a cool beverage close at hand
     
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