. . . went bonkers and had all of his favorite foods . . . in one day????? Beans Jalapeños Pickled quail eggs Potted meat SPAM Pickled pigs feet Baked 'possum Tree rat SOS Grits Now, this here is a serious scientific inquiry I'll have you know. Would he survive??? Would the paramedics come in time??? Would Ripley's Believe It or Not sign him to a contract??? I was just wondering . . .