Why I dropped HMO (Letterman top ten)

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    AGunguy
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    10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from RotoRooter.

    6. The only item listed under Preventative Care coverage is "An apple a day."

    5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.

    3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.

    2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.

    And the number 1 sign you've joined a cheap HMO:

    1. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

    GG


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    walter in florida
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    Ain't that the truth. My wife was in the hospital 89 or 90 days, and before the doctors could do any thing, they would say "We are waiting on word from you insurance (HMO) what we can do or can't do. If it was up to the doctors, she would been in the hospital half as long, instead of waiting on what to do. I Love those HMO, Ha.
     
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