Why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Mar 15, 2005.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

    2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

    3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

    4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

    5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

    6. A dog's parents never visit.

    7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

    8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point

    9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or

    10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

    11. Dogs can't talk.

    12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a

    13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

    14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

    15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

    16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
    get another dog?"

    17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them

    18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on them without calling you
    a pervert.

    19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

    20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
    think it's interesting.

    21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

    22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

    23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

    24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.

    25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

    And, last but not least:

    26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    #13 is very true! :D :D :D :D
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