Why Men Love Dogs

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jan 20, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Dogs don't cry.
    Dogs love it when your friends come over.
    Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
    Dogs think you sing great.
    A dog's time in the bathroom is just for a quick drink.
    Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
    Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
    Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
    Dogs are excited by rough play.
    Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
    Dogs love red meat.
    Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
    Anyone can get a good looking dog.
    If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
    Dogs don't shop.
    Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
    A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
    Dogs never need to examine your relationship.
    A dog's parents never visit.
    Dogs love long car trips.
    Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
    Dogs know that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
    If a dog gets old and starts to snap at you constantly, you can shoot it.
    Dogs don't hate their bodies.
    Dogs never buy Kenny G or Michael Bolton CDs.
    Dogs never put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood.
    Dogs never criticize.
    Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
    Dogs never expect gifts.
    It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
    Dogs don't worry about germs.
    Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
    Dogs like to do their snooping outside, not in your wallet, your pockets, or your sock drawer.
    Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
    A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
    You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
    Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
    Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
    Dogs never want foot-rubs.
    Dogs can't talk.
    Dogs aren't chatty.
    Dogs seldom outlive you.
    :D :D :D
    Last edited: Jan 20, 2006
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    Ya got dat un, GF.

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  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
  4. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
  5. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    :D No matter how often I read this one, I laugh & pet the dogs some more.
    Dogs seldom complain about your cookin', too !
  6. dan27

    dan27 New Member

    Feb 16, 2006
  7. muley

    muley New Member

    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal
    So THAT is why!...... :p :D :D
  8. dan27

    dan27 New Member

    Feb 16, 2006
    Yesterday I spoke with one of my clients on the phone
    She placed order for quit a lot of items and I asked her if she is running a
    business to give her proper discount
    To my surprise I was told that she is simply adopted around 10 dogs abounded
    by local owners and refused by
    Local shelter (CA)
    I could hear so much kindness when I spoke to her and did my best to help
    As we finished our conversation I though to myself that I have to do
    something I can to improve this situation
    I am sure that majority of you guys are not newbie's and probably give
    deserved amount of love and care to your pets
    However if you are reading this forum and your are just going to own new
    friend for the first time please read this article
    http://www.petwebsite.com/article_read.asp?id=96&title=Pet Ownership -%2
    Getting rid of one animal after it's novelty has worn off does not mean that
    you can now go get another animal - if you weren't able look after your
    previous animal then think seriously about owning another pet. Animals rely
    on you for everything.
    I hope this helps in some way
    Have a blessed day!
  9. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico
    That's right, my dog will even hold his breath for me!!! We rely on each other.

    I find it amazing that people can't realized the unconditional love that comes from pets. Well not just any pets, DOGS. lol

    It really makes me think "Some peoples kids" :mad: :confused: sad
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