words to live by(??)

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    (3/19/02 12:55:03 pm)
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    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the
    wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

    And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me to always give 100% at work...
    12% on Monday
    23% on Tuesday
    40% on Wednesday
    20% on Thursday
    5% on Fridays

    And help me to remember...
    When I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!


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    (3/27/02 1:26:37 pm)
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    Re: words to live by(??)

    Awesome! (hehehe)