Work VS Pleasure

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Owyhee County, Idaho
    The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about
    to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company
    Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he
    decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had
    been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of
    sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was 'work' and
    how much of it was 'pleasure?'

    The X.O. chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

    A Captain said it was 50-50%.

    The Colonel's Aide, a Lt., responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure,
    depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

    There being no consensus, the Colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge
    of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

    With no hesitiation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100%

    The Colonel was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?

    Well, Sir, began the PFC, "if there was any work involved, the officers
    would have me doing it for them."

    The room fell silent.
  2. And that PFC is now stationed where, Berto? On Attu or Kiska in the Aleutians perhaps, or is he acting as an IED disposal technician in Iraq? :D;)