Discussion in 'VMBB Fire For Effect' started by rooter, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my friend the other day, I think we found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip?
    Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you any more.
    You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes,
    heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all,
    they will be ruling the world very soon.
    So, here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4
    bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 congressmen.

    Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on.
    And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax. And if we all do our part, we can end up in the same prison and have one hell of a social life. I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!
  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008

  3. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    Jul 28, 2008
    DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of E. Texas!
    I want more bullets, and more choices!:D
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2009
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