Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, May 14, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and
    went to heaven. At the gates, St. Pete told Arthur, "Since you´ve been such
    a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you
    can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a
    minute and then said "I want to hang out with God."St. Peter took Arthur to
    the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.Arthur then asked God, "Hey,
    aren´t you the inventor of woman?"God said, "Ah, yes.""Well," said Arthur,
    "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your

    First, there´s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    Second, it chatters constantly at high speeds.
    Third, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    Fourth, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on.
    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
    the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than

  2. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

    Sep 11, 2002
    Colorado Rocky Mountains

  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Not much choice in the matter.................

    Less'en yer a sheepherder!!! :p
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