Your girlfriend is ugly when...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

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    Your girlfriend is ugly when...

    (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

    (2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

    (3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

    (4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

    (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

    (6) She makes onions cry.

    (7) Her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

    (8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

    (9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

    (10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
     
  2. TranterUK

    TranterUK Guest

    Folk ask if she was pregnant when you got married? And you say No, it turned out not.

    Which could be regarded as good, and bad news at the same time. :)
     

  3. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

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    You met my brother's girlfrie:eek:nd!!!!
     
  4. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    You take her to a pet shop, and when you leave they arrest you for stealing one of their monkeys.
     
  5. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    GN, GOOD one; it has excited our imaginations -

    FUNNY!!
     
  6. TranterUK

    TranterUK Guest

    You take her to the zoo, and they stay keep moving please were stocktaking.
     
  7. whitemach

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    her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk dudes:D:D
     
  8. . . . when she applies for a job as grounds keeper Notre Dame Cathedral, but is told they already have a hunchback. :D;)
     
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