You've probably heard this one

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by killbuck, Nov 11, 2011.

  1. killbuck

    killbuck New Member

    Feb 15, 2009
    WNY (In the Snow Belt)
    "On A Roll"

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps
    table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and
    wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single
    roll of the dice.

    She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
    luckier when I'm completely nude."

    With that she strips naked from her neck down,
    and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs
    new clothes!" Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON!
    I WON!"

    Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging
    each of the dealers.

    With that she picks up her money and clothes and
    quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other
    dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did
    she roll anyway?"

    The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"
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